A Story for the Masses

Once upon a time, in a land far far away, there lived a group of girls.  As it happened, they were all preparing to go to a splendid dress-up ball.  There was a cute wittle deer, a bandit-looking ninja, a hard-working miner, a jack-ham-style hunter, a badass motorcycle chick, and a semi-trashy superstar.  As it so happened, the superstar had the voice of angel. She could entrance a crowd of drunken lunatics and make it okay to shout things like “wanna have a slumber party in my basement?” at any time of the day.  But what gave her the power to do so? Her magic feather.  Before going to the ball, the superstar made sure to announce loudly that it was the rest of the crew’s job to ensure that she did not lose her magic feather.  For if she did—her voice would never again be the same.  The crew went to the ball and alas after a night of intense fun and possibly a few later-regretted moments, fate took its course, and the feather was lost amongst the crowd.  For the next two years, the superstar mourned for her feather.  Though she had a great two years, the party was never quite the same again without the splendid tones of her Ariel-quality voice.  However, as time went on, the superstar began to feel something within her.  Strive as she might, she could not figure out what she was feeling.  On an unsuspecting day, the ninja, sneaky as she was, discovered the lost feather! It lay nestled in a fibrous material in the lapses of her castle! Overjoyed, she could not wait to share the news with her fellow crew members!  Careful to hide the feather behind her back, the ninja trooped over to LA (oh the effort), and gathered all her friends in a room with every other person they knew.  As the ninja pulled the feather from behind her back and raised it in the air in a measure of triumph—the superstar’s voice returned! Eardrums burst and people were wowed as KE$HA sprang forth into a breakout new remix version of Take It Off. Thus the day, and the party, were saved. The end.   HEHE…Kaija we expect that new single out soon.