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Hello my friends.  First of all- miss you like some shit. Second of all. Let me share some valuable information with you.  1) Smirnoff is death.  Any time. Any place. Any form. DO NOT CONSUME IN LARGE QUANTITIES.  You will find yourself falling down the hill that you are peeing on. Yes, it did happen. 2) Snapchat is the best discovery ever made.  Literally snapchatting in public is just embarrassing enough that I feel very satisfied in my betch-style life.  The thought of someone seeing me take five selfsies in a row makes me crack up.  3) The freshman fifteen will not be gained by going to OHill. It will be gained by the four Gus burgers that I eat every weekend at three in the morning. Got my picture taken with him yesterday...look for me on the wall. Ah ma girls. Love ya. I'd sign this, but honestly is anyone really wondering who wrote this post. xoxo.